Guests on Magic Cafe

For all its faults the Magic Crape does manage to get some good guests to take part as a guest of honor. But what's a shame is the quality of dumb questions that get posted.

At the moment David Acer is the guest, is it any wonder that he's not replied to some of those questions yet?

Take this gem from Cameron Fisk;

Mr. Acer, any solution to the the problem of having the second TT fly off your hand after the first one has flied off and then vanished in the second TT...? Also what do you do in your Coins to Glass routine if the glass keeps breaking?

Sorry, I had nothing better to ask.

Cheers,
Cameron Fisk

The vast majority of the posts are just a load of blatent ass kissing. Now fair enough, the guest should get respect, but post after post of 'I think your brilliant, I love you' gets to be tedious reading. Sadly even the good questions always seem to start with two paragraphs of telling the guest how amazing they are and offering to suck their shlongs.

Check this post...

Hi David. Im still laughing out loud after your performance in Blackpool, England some years ago. Haha. I think you extended my life with two hours.

Mats G. Kjellstrom
Sweden

I find it rather hard to believe that someone is still 'laughing out loud' after 'some years' have passed. I suspect class A drugs are more easily available in Sweden.

And I'm guessing Travisb is a backside bandit based on his question;

How do you maintain your lean, muscular physique?
I'm guessing Pilates.

-Travis

The biggest problem is that among all the silly butt kissing and nonsense questions are some good ones and some good answers, but by the time a guest's week has ended on the cafe, who can be bothererd to work through hundreds of posts just to find one or two good ones?

MW.