Party time chop cup!

Yes summer is here so someone thought "a spun aluminium or copper cup looks out of place at a party" and decided what we needed is a tumbler like the kind you use at a party. Here's what old Hank beardlikejesus Lee says about it...

Nothing says “Summer” like the Party Time Chop Cup Tumbler. It’s a real plastic
tumbler nicely made into a Chop Cup. Great for the strolling magi. This
custom-quality prop blends perfectly with backyard barbeques, picnics, outdoor
parties and other informal settings where your audience might think another type
of Chop Cup looks out of place.Comes with two 3/4" crochet balls. [LINK]

What a great idea - and no one will care that NONE of the other tumbers at the party look like the green shitty cup you've plucked out of your pocket will they? And in a stunning display of genius they've included regular red crochet balls just like the ones everyone has laying about their house.

$forty-fucking-five bucks. Watch the suckers get in line and snap them up.

MW.