Happy Hour

Go to www.jbtv.co.uk and in the search box type "happy hour". It will return one result.

Now go watch the demo video and then someone please tell me - why the fuck is this for sale?

Pumping out shit into the magic marketplace is what its all about these days. With dozens of new sub-standard shitty ideas being thrust upon magicians on a weekly basis. All the inventor (and I use the term 'inventor' loosely) has done is take an old force idea and applied it to a bottle of drink.

And what genius patter they suggest. "The magician asks if anyone in the audience is getting thirsty..." The audience replies "no just fucking bored you dull cunt, quit doing shit tricks you bought from a shop and entertain us for a change".

So here's how to make cash in magic. Look up any old principle, maybe a force from tarbell with cards. Now instead of using playing cards use cards that have names of different vibrators and dildos on them. Write a patter theme along the lines of... "the magician asks if any of the women in the audience are getting horny". You can show the different names, the jessica rabbit, the 8inch real feel, the black mamba, kingdong, etc. You have a young lady pick one of the cards, and she's chosen the "12inch super thick vibrating super dong", you have her open the paper bag thats been on stage the whole time and sure enough that is what sex toy is inside.

If you don't like the sex toy idea then maybe you could show different brands of tampon. Package it up and sell it for $40. Making magic is easy! Get on the band waggon and cash in!

MW.