Private messages on the magic cafe.
Why does Steve Brooks find it necessary to blast out broadcast private messages to users of the cafe that are not at all of interest to most of us?
The last two being;
Posted: Thu, Aug 3rd, 2006 - 8:29 PM (EST)
Born to Marcy and Mad Jake - our new baby girl 551 AM EDT, Monday July 31st, 2006 AD Samara Jean Paige 6lbs 5 ozs 19.5 Inches
and;
Posted: Fri, Aug 4th, 2006 - 1:02 AM (EST)
Café member Jim Davis informs me that just before 7:00 P.M. this evening; Joshua Gene Edwin Davis was introduced to this world in the glorious micacle of birth. He is 7 lbs, 13 oz; and 21 inches long. Blue eyed, and red headed! He was born with his hand next to his head, so he was either trying to hide from us, or wave hello. I tend to believe the latter! Mother (Cynthia) and baby Josh are doing great! Congratulations Jim!
I urge you, if you get messages like these, click on the "report this pm" and complain that is has nothing to do with magic. If Mr Brooks really insists on births being broadcast then he should also fill us in on all the cot deaths, still births and abortions to keep the balance. Maybe if we all request it we could soon be getting PM's like this...
Posted 4th August 2006 - 2:02am.
Not that most of you give a shit but Cafe member Arce Wipe informs me that just before 6pm this evening his wife had a miscarriage. They are calling it splat. Splat was reddish brown and blue, about 6lbs and 20 inches long. Arce and his wife say they may use it as a draft excluder.
Love Brooksy.
Or...
Posted 4th August, blah, blah.
Cafe member Ivor Tiddler and his wife Dippy, have just had a baby. He weighed in at 6lbs 7oz, has red hair, blue eyes and downs syndrome. They have named him Spazzo the Clown.
We can hope eh?
MW.
The last two being;
Posted: Thu, Aug 3rd, 2006 - 8:29 PM (EST)
Born to Marcy and Mad Jake - our new baby girl 551 AM EDT, Monday July 31st, 2006 AD Samara Jean Paige 6lbs 5 ozs 19.5 Inches
and;
Posted: Fri, Aug 4th, 2006 - 1:02 AM (EST)
Café member Jim Davis informs me that just before 7:00 P.M. this evening; Joshua Gene Edwin Davis was introduced to this world in the glorious micacle of birth. He is 7 lbs, 13 oz; and 21 inches long. Blue eyed, and red headed! He was born with his hand next to his head, so he was either trying to hide from us, or wave hello. I tend to believe the latter! Mother (Cynthia) and baby Josh are doing great! Congratulations Jim!
I urge you, if you get messages like these, click on the "report this pm" and complain that is has nothing to do with magic. If Mr Brooks really insists on births being broadcast then he should also fill us in on all the cot deaths, still births and abortions to keep the balance. Maybe if we all request it we could soon be getting PM's like this...
Posted 4th August 2006 - 2:02am.
Not that most of you give a shit but Cafe member Arce Wipe informs me that just before 6pm this evening his wife had a miscarriage. They are calling it splat. Splat was reddish brown and blue, about 6lbs and 20 inches long. Arce and his wife say they may use it as a draft excluder.
Love Brooksy.
Or...
Posted 4th August, blah, blah.
Cafe member Ivor Tiddler and his wife Dippy, have just had a baby. He weighed in at 6lbs 7oz, has red hair, blue eyes and downs syndrome. They have named him Spazzo the Clown.
We can hope eh?
MW.
posted by Mr Whack at
5:43 AM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home