Moving Violation by Sankey

I see Sankeys put out another trick with a hole. Not a shock since he sticks out half a dozen pieces of stinky shit onto the market every week.

I watched the demo, it looks hokey as fuck.

The best bit are the made up customer comments. You can tell they're made up. Thommy R claims "My girlfriend came home an hour after I started playing with it" - OK I presume the trick because it's unlikely she'd be floored by your complusive masturbation. But surely no one believes that any guy using Sankey products actually has a girlfriend?

MW.