I am quitting magic

I want to quit magic.

I was talking to someone about a booking and they mentioned this loser because they were concerned my act might be something similar.

It's so depressing that magicians get grouped together so that once someone has seen a fat fucker horsing around with colored cardboard boxes, gayly colored pieces of wood and silk scarves they assume other magicians are going to be as lame.

Check out some of the pictures this ass uses as 'marketing material' on his site. The one of the kids holding the silks is incredible. Not one of those little shits looks like they're having a good time. In fact it looks like old Marty Kopoff has handed them a silk each and told them that their mom's just been killed in a car wreck.

Look on the bright side kids - at least she went quickly, you've all gotta endure the fat prick show.

The other photo is of Marty Kopalot showing off a mechanical rabbit. This leaves his right arm free to go down his pants and spank the monkey - thus the look on his face.

MW.