New from R Paul Wilson

Order Now! Leather Wallet by R Paul Wilson.

Just imagine what is possible with R Paul Wilsons new 'Leather Wallet'.

You're out for dinner, the check comes. Without any false moves you are able to take out your wallet and show it contains enough cash to pay for your meal. And if you're short, just reach into the credit card section and stun your waitress by handing her your American Express card!

You go to a club and you get asked for ID.. no problem - pull out the R Paul Wilson leather wallet, open the drivers license section and prove your age. It's that easy!

But that's not all. You are able to show that the zipper section is empty one moment and then thanks to the craftsmanship of Joe Porper you can magically cause not one, but TWO cigarette papers to appear.

Need a postage stamp? No sweat - there's a special compartment for those too!

You will wonder how you ever came to buy this.

A Fuckem-Over exclusive. $699 + shipping.