The Magic Whack

Monday, May 09, 2005

One for double the money.

Bill Goldman is a fucking rip-off king. When he sold 'One for the money' as a manuscript it wasn't worth $10. Now the old fuck has put it on DVD and has doubled the price.

Let's sum up what you are going to get for £20.

Here's the trick:

1) Spectator deals cards from a face down deck into a face up pile on the table, you note the 2nd card dealt and walk away and jack yourself off.

2) Spectator stops dealing, discards the portion of the deck they are holding and pick up the tabled cards. They bury top and bottom card and take new top card as their selection, which is obviously the one you noted and the spectator thinks "holy fuck this is shit".

3) They bury their 'selection' and shuffle the living fuck out of the deck, they hand it to you, you look through and cut their card back to the top.

4) Ask them for a number from 1-52, deal that many onto the table.

5) Pick up the tabled cards and peek at top card. Replace the top card, pick up all the cards except the bottom card with right hand and table them, at the same time lift selection to your face with left hand and smile like a cheap porn star taking a face full of spooge.

It's the sort of trick you might feel was worthy of appearing in genii or magic magazine, but to put this one trick on a dvd is a total rip-off.

MW.

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