The amusing stories that are told while they wait for Jay to snuff it...

On Genii forum there's a post all about Jay Marshall and how he's in hospital and he might not make it, but then he might and all that jazz. I love Jay Marshall and I hope he's OK, but the meaningless banter that's going on while we wait to hear is just shit.

Here's the thread on Genii

Check out the post by Scott Forman who tells us what I think is meant to be a funny story...

funny story about jay flipping the bird to the nurse...she must not have been a cutie.....last summer....(listen pete biro) i went to the dream cruise in detroit....its 10th anniversary..and my mom was dying in the hospital in royal oak michigan....and my mom was a tennis fanatic she played everywhere....we lived in england and she always got tickets to wimbledon...but mom was watching the hospital tv...and the tennis was on...i said..ma...who are these women? and she goes...thats maurislova or someone...and she yells...."shes a dike" in front of this male nurse...and i said Ma....shhhhhhh i think hes gay.....and the guy turns around and says he has to call his wife....

How does that relate to anything mentioned and how its supposed to be funny? All it just shows is that his mom was a stupid biggoted bitch.

The punch line is basically "I called a man gay and he went to call his wife. baaa booom, thank you I'll be here all week". And the overall story is "My mom was dying and she started hating fags." Well thanks for sharing Scott.

Pete Biro saves the day though by making the post hilarious when he comes back with this classic comedy reply; "He called his wife and when he answered?" - "wakka wakka, you've been great..tip your waitress, goodnight!"

And really - I don't care that his mom died. What magic did she ever do?

MW.